So time to leave... Liz, Kirsty and the guys are packed and off by 8.30 to Nice airport. We tidy the place up, finish our packing and jam everything in the car. The plan, given that France is in a bit of turmoil at the moment, is to go via Basel so we can a) ensure we get fuel by going home via Switzerland, Germany and Belgium b) drop a bunch of crap off with L&K so they don't have to carry it home. Hurray. GPs programmed... all set, off we roll about 10.
About 10km west of Toulon, 10.20-ish, we're doing a comfortable 110 kmh, the car engine stops totally with the diesel pre-ignition light lit up - again! It had come on previously on the way down, but shown no signs during the Baux de Provence trip of 300 km. Nothing happening... doesn't restart. Call the AA "in France" number, we have to call the 112 emergency and ask for motorway recovery - boo. But they're amazing, provide a translator, we give our location and 30 minutes later up rolls the man...
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| HPU ignominiously aloft... |
He speaks to the magic AA guy, who tells him to take us to the nearest Honda dealer, which he does. I asked him if he'd drive us to Basel, but he didn't seem interested although he was amused by the idea! The car looks a bit forlorn at the dealer amongst all those bright shiny new ones, dusty and a bit over-stuffed, like a well-used sofa. At least the AA pays for the recovery, which is both unexpected and excellent!
We speak to Sandra, the apres-vente service manager, who manages to enter our and the car's details into their system, although the DVLA registration document is a bit of a newie to her! Apparently the technician can check it about 14.00 - it's currently 11.30-ish, and maybe we should allow a couple of hours for him to do that? And by the way, she can't call +44 UK numbers from her phone, because they're blocked, so we'll have to call her. So we slope off to the local mall, dominated by a whale of an Auchan hypermarket with shoals of suckerfish shoe, dress and phone shops. Fortunately there's cafes and restos too, because we're going to need to do something, which turns out to be coffee, lunch, people watching. Oh yes, and checking Booking.com for local places to stay, which there are - hurray! But let's see what happens first...
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| Trying to stay calm... |
Eventually, we get to 15.00 and call, since an hour seems like enough, at which point neither Sandra nor I can understand each other really on the phone, although she does mention five-something. So we go back to the dealer, which is only 5 minutes walk away. Sandra ropes in the manager, who speaks reasonable English, and together we work out that
- The problem is the camshaft sensor which is failing consistently now owing to the higher temperatures
- A part is going to take 5 days to arrive at the earliest i.e. Tuesday next week!
Eek. I ask about how we rent a car... Monsieur says "we can find you one...", Madame says "I can't do that..." in French, he says "of course you can..." and she starts to get forms. Monsieur then says "it's free." They are giving us a courtesy car!! Amazing. And it turns out to be a Honda Jazz Hybrid, in bright red. Marv. We hurriedly (why hurriedly?? stupid - we actually have lots of time...) transfer cases and various useful or perishable items to the new wheels, which are smaller than the Civic, at least, with the back seats up.
Now all we need is somewhere nice to stay for five days at least - maybe... Maybe Henri and Katy will let us stay over some more if they don't have a follow-on booking?? I call Henri and leave a message. Then we drive back towards Le Pradet on the basis that we might as well be there as anywhere - but we've left the super-perishable stuff in the Civic! A quick battle with Toulon rush hour, and we've recovered it, everyone is so friendly it's ridiculous.
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| Never been so glad to see one of these... |
And Henri is more than happy to let us stay over until Tuesday or Wednesday - they have people coming in the following weekend, but we're ok. What a result! And would we like to go to the street party tonight? Actually, thanks, but no, we're utterly shattered after all that, and calling so many people to set up next week...
- G-kids maternal g-mum to say they can't stay with us from Tuesday, probably the biggest deal
- John's physio appointment
- John's R1200GS MOT & service to reschedule - now the day before leaving for France (again!!)
- Jen's hearing aid appointment
- Milk delivery cancellation!!
- Move the Eurotunnel trip from Sunday night...
So it's down the road to the boulangerie-cum-takeout pizza spot - hurray - we get to try it! - and ice cream and beer on the terrace before it all gets a bit overwhelming...
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| Wow, that was a long day! |